Ever thought about working with me?
Now’s your chance.
This is typically the part where I tell you that my copywriting will alleviate your stress and take that nagging item off your To Do List—AND IT WILL!
But, I also offer something else, something different, something exceptional, working with me…
FREEZE!
At this point, I'll ask you to:
Put on that black and white striped shirt.
Don your best raspberry beret. <cue Prince>
And hold a long cigarette in your right hand.
UNFREEZE!
working with me has a certain…je ne sais quoi.
Working with me is fun.
I'm a good time!
Wait, that didn't come out right. Dad, that's not what I meant.
As a professional writer and copywriter, I understand the pain points of the process of sitting down to write and communicate your message effectively. A message that resonates with the people. Even the simple things that everyone should know how to write are tough! It's often the simple things that are the hardest to get out in a clear, concise manner.
I also understand that you don't always have the budget to accommodate a professional writer know-it-all. I wear that title with pride, I tell you, WITH PRIDE.
Black Friday Goodies.
So, now's your chance.
For one week only, I'm giving new clients half-off most of my writing services.
Yup, 50% off. That legitimately means hundreds of dollars off.
Keep those Benjamins in your pockets. Spend it on fun things like, finding the perfect smelling hand soap. The one that makes everyone who uses your bathroom, washes their hands and then sniffs them hard enough afterwards to emulate Mary Katherine Gallagher from SNL, only to find themselves saying, “Where did you GET this soap?” Or so I hear.
This is a one-time only offer, as in I've never done this before, as in this is purely for Black Friday magic (and your delight).
What you’ll want to snag
Taglines & Slogans
$448
Emails
$125
Sales Pages
$150
Brand Strategy
$498
Blog Posts
$115
Direct Mail
$150
Get in on the goods.
If you're reading this and thinking, Cool. Awesome. Except, I don't need something now but I will in a couple months. That's coo', boo. *You've got 90 days to use it. We'll find a timeframe that works in our schedules and—BAM—you'll get some warm words headed your way that make you feel all mushy-gushy-MY-GOD-YES-WHY-DIDN'T-I-WORK-WITH-HER-EARLIER?!
You only have until Sunday, December 1st to get these savings.
What some peeps who work with me have said via email, during Zoom meetings and over coffee prosecco.
I love it!!!!! Amazing job. You captured my vision to a tee.
Eric F.
THAT IS BRILLIANT. I ️<3 YOU! Thanks!
Meghan J.
First off, you’re hilarious!! Second off, that’s a great idea!!
Emily L.
Lady, stop working. Feed me.
My overweight ginger cat, Baxter
Snag a spot in my calendar and a place in my heart by clicking yes to you, finally. Finally!
Take that one writing, nagging thing off your docket and give it to me to polish. We aren't polishing turds here either people, your message is simply a diamond in the rough, ready and waiting for me to make it shine. Shine bright like a diamond. <Cue Rihanna>
Do you. Finally.
Send me your deets and we’ll get you on the docket!
Even if this gig isn't for you, I hope this week isn’t full of running around like a crazed, jaded woman on a Thanksgiving ingredients hunt. You know, the one with no-makeup on, who threw her third-day-hair into a bun and sprayed dry shampoo on it desperately hoping no one notices
What?
That’s not me.
I was saying I hope it’s not you…
*For sanity's sake, services will be billed upfront and must be paid upon receipt. You'll have 90 days from the date of purchase to utilize them. I'll keep this in-check and notify you. *dusts off shoulders* We are only offering up to 3 content pieces each for sales pages, emails and blog posts up to 1000 words. I'm not a machine, man!